Me. (formspring) | Keen on carpentry. | The grass is always greener in the other pigeonhole. | A WILD reinterpret_cast<> APPEARS! | Dodgy Logic | Resident deity | And we roll on in my back shed. | A series of potentially painful typography manoeuvres. | Not even Napisan can cleanse my soul. | J IS QUIZZICAL | Most of my friends are very fruity indeed. | Both a pun and an understatement. | Itsy bitsy (font) | instance_evil | Time to wake up, Mr Blackout Man. | The network has been discowhat? | Cryptic metaphor! | I demand you search this website for meaning! | Clutching knives and forks, to Eat Their Bacon. | And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able. | lol, andante | Dog. (wallpaper) | Old is the old new. | You're looking at an inter-planetary Romeo. | Chiller Timely | Bawlzy. | Go Go Gadget Relationship! | Now going to twitter and my wobsyte at the same time! | S, K and I ought to be enough for everyone. | Hand. | Oh, that's so 1234567890. | Mayhaps. | Completely. Yeah. Y'know. | And that's what you get. You get my axe of capitalism, right in your face. | The slightly sickly smell of exaggerated mysteriousness. | Fuck copy and paste. | All our guns look like water guns. Saves electricity. | Open your eyes people! Shelley the Republican is a TROLL. | Oh, that. That's just my kidneys saying "Uh, Hi?" | There are only two songs in me, and I just wrote the third. | A nearby building (Burning Ruin) is having a detrimental effect on the desirability of the location. | In Russia, the holy spirit denies you! | Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound. | Thankyou for the card with the cartoon nurse, but you see there's nothing wrong with me. | Exquisite Dead Guy. | Worst Calendar Ever. | Ukulele. Wave of babies. | I'm facepalming, over and over. | H2G2 Quote Graph | Who's on my website?! Touching it with their grubby fingers. | I'm having issues with... spuds. | Every sea shell has a story to tell if you're listening. But underneith every shell there's a story as well. | There probably is a god. Now start worrying and don't enjoy your life. | Everything's feedbacky, can't you hear it? | Upon completing the drawing the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor. | First we have to create and edit numbers. | My universe, my rules. | Oh boy, girls. Boys! | Imagine being able to frolic through the bread isle without leaving the house! | I'm not done! And I won't be till my head falls off. | It's reverse psychology. FOR YOUR SKIN! | All Joshes and all Stephens are cool. | The one time I would wear a "I heart NY" shirt. | I'm ever so countdown. | ATTENTION: Prang, Privy, Prattle. That is all. | Exactly one second too early. | Consciousness is not a power moonroof. | I don't have funny opinions, opinions have funny me's. | The Second Key Ingredient of Strangeness | Oh really? Well, I just so happen to eat strange loops for breakfast. | Peddle on, peddle on, peddle on for miles, peddle on. | Ooh, see what it is! | New favourite phrase: "Sacrificial Roadie" | You've ruined my left-handed tea-drinking career! | : foo ( -- heatdeath ) foo ; | My dickheaddery has reached dangerous levels! | Blue hair?! | I suddenly, inexplicably, lost. | Factor is making so much sense! I'm a little scared. | "*** glibc detected *** bash: double free or corruption" OHSHI-- | I can see your sense of humor hasn't been affected. That's a very bad sign. | You might have left if I told you, you might have hidden a frown. | I... I'm falling in love with Factor. Ruby... we've had some good times. | If I had a dollar for every time I won the lottery... | ED WON?! | People, people everywhere and never time to think. | Syntax Highlighting has returned! | My idea is what I just said! | We've done it now, it's got a taste for real metal. | It's good to be back to: "Failing I-search: ;" | MY BAND MEMBER IS SLOBBERING ON MY KEYBOARD | ou suc | Vocoder Ba Ba | Project Codenames: Picnic | Then stop clapping your hands! | Christmas Joy! *twitch* | GENERIC! | *Way* before my time. | Veritable uber-bulldog. | Mix and I mingle. | Comments. Condiments. | Jiggle. (library) | Logistic nothing. | Redmaps. (library) | Ruby is good, Ruby is great. We surrender our will, as of this date. | Maybe, maybe not. Maybe, maybe not. | Ears are weird. | Doesn't pay to make predictions. | This sentence is neither funny nor funny. | Shakespeare (words) | I'm pointing at the music. | E-Peanut. | OK. Content time. | Red, ruby_js, RubyJS... Omnivore? | Can everyone *stop* saying "ramblings"? | New favourite phrase: "Freudian field-trip" | Whatever and ever. Amen. | 'ed' had a security problem. OHSHI-- | Now with more sodium. Sweet Jesus! | Rubinius is pretty much pure awesome. | In-joke | I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real-estate. | Oww! The cavity where my dignity once was. | Because 37 is greater than 0, I have no orphan. | mISUSE oF cAPSLOCK fTW | All three pedals are accelerate, right?